Roommates Paige Owens and AJ are a couple of college pranksters renting rooms from a kinky married couple. When Paige tries to blast AJ with squirt while he's brushing his teeth, it sets off a prank battle with the ultimate showdown: squirt versus cum. Turns out, though, that the landlord and landlady of the house are eager to help Paige and AJ get the upper hand, which leads to a series of near-misses and direct hits, with squirt and cum flying all over the place. With things already messy, Paige and AJ realize they should just settle their differences with a satisfying fuck.